A stunning blonde walks into a bar with a tiny dog in her purse. She sits down, orders a fancy cocktail 🍹, and pulls the dog out, placing it on the counter.
The bartender chuckles, "That's a cute little thing! Does he do any tricks?"
The blonde flips her hair, smirks, and says, "Oh, he's amazing! Watch this!" She turns to the dog and says, "Buddy, tell me—what's on top of a house?"
The dog barks, "Roof!" 🏠🐶
The bartender laughs, "Okay, that's funny."
She continues, "Now, Buddy, what’s the texture of sandpaper?"
The dog growls, "Ruff!" 🏖️
The bartender rolls his eyes. "Alright, alright. But one more—if he gets this, drinks are on the house!"
The blonde nods, leans in close, and asks, "Buddy, who’s the greatest baseball player of all time?"
The dog wags his tail and barks, "Ruth!" ⚾🐶
The bartender slams his hand on the bar. "That’s it! OUT!" He throws them both out onto the street.
As they sit on the sidewalk, the dog looks up at the blonde and says, "Was it DiMaggio?" 😳